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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:18
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is Tinder the best dating app?
No way
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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